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【071】算他倒霉(2 / 3)

百里婧点点头:<></span>吃饱了<></span><></span>

黎戍不合时宜地插进来:<></span>起武举<></span>我倒想起来了<></span>婧驸马<></span>你家四弟中了文状元<></span>小小年纪<></span>真了不得啊<></span>在下在此道贺了<></span><></span>

墨问一拱手<></span>稍稍颔首<></span>算是道谢<></span>

黎戍不拘小节<></span>一只手撑在桌面上<></span>小眼睛看着百里婧和司徒赫<></span>笑道:<></span>婧小白<></span>赫将军<></span>还记得不<></span>咱们当时是怎么笑话墨觉那小子的<></span>爷琴棋书画不懂就罢了<></span>他丫的还偏偏不懂装懂<></span>那年碧波阁的花魁出了个对子‘红花不香<></span>香花不红<></span>玫瑰花又香又红’<></span>墨觉他丫的对‘响屁不臭<></span>臭屁不响<></span>连环屁又臭又响’<></span>亏他想得出来<></span>这些年坊间还拿来当笑话讲呢<></span>哈哈哈<></span>咱们三个当时就<></span>要是那些举子都是墨觉这个水平<></span>咱们以后一定要去考状元<></span>三个人<></span>分列状元、探花、榜眼<></span>浩浩荡荡打马御街<></span>在护国寺的佛塔上签下大名<></span>那都不在话下啊<></span><></span>

木莲听罢<></span><></span>扑哧<></span>一声笑出来<></span>呛得直咳嗽<></span>墨问表情淡定<></span>偏头望着百里婧<></span>

时隔多年<></span>这些事只有黎戍记得最清晰<></span>司徒赫和百里婧不是忘了<></span>只是没有当初那般坦荡和恣肆<></span>若不经历这段情伤<></span>婧小白仍旧刀枪不入<></span>她若水火不进<></span>又有什么伤得了司徒赫<></span>可似乎不懂文墨不懂琴棋书画也变成过错<></span>于司徒赫是<></span>于百里婧也是<></span>

<></span>你倒记得清楚<></span><></span>司徒赫笑骂<></span>端起一直未动的酒杯<></span>喝了一口酒<></span>

别成长多好啊<></span>别离开多好啊<></span>永远守着长不大的岁月<></span>有一群和你头天打完架<></span>第二天鼻青脸肿照样勾肩搭背的兄弟<></span>身份不分<></span>地位不分<></span>都靠拳头来话<></span>

有一些只有你们才知道的秘密场所<></span>时光如此漫长<></span>明明已经美美睡了一觉<></span>中午居然还未过完<></span>啃了一只红薯就能乐上好半天<></span>做着长大了要做将军做状元的美梦<></span>却从来不管能不能实现……

法华寺的菩提树永远是绿的<></span>状元桥的烤红薯永远是甜的<></span>婧小白的脸永远胖乎乎捏起来软绵绵<></span>而司徒赫的嘴角永远咧着<></span>露出一口好看的白牙<></span>走很长很长的路背婧小白回去<></span>听她在背上<></span>赫<></span>天天都来吃状元桥的烤红薯好不好<></span>天天都要开心好不好<></span>天天都背我回去好不好……

别长大<></span>多好<></span>

你是我的<></span>就像我永是你一个人的<></span>那该有多好<></span>

司徒赫心下苦涩<></span>百里婧也不话<></span>两个人俱都沉默<></span>

黎戍好生失望<></span>也喝了一口酒<></span>龇着牙<></span>咝<></span>了一声:<></span>碧波阁的酒真不错啊<></span>可惜司徒赫婧小白你们俩不给面子<></span>人生哪<></span>真是寂寞如雪<></span><></span>

墨问半句话都插不上<></span>在座的众人要么就是刻意忽视他<></span>要么便是不经意地忽视了他<></span>换做常人<></span>哪一种都接受不了<></span>所以<></span>他便做出常人该有的态度<></span>费力地咳嗽了起来<></span>咳声嘶哑难听<></span>仿佛喉中卡着异物<></span>

百里婧忙问:<></span>怎么了<></span>还冷<></span><></span>

墨问握住她伸过来的手<></span>咳得脸色雪白<></span>唇色尽褪<></span>好半天才在她手心里颤颤写道:<></span>许是未喝药<></span>有点不舒服<></span><></span>他抬头冲她惨然一笑<></span>颇为善解人意地继续写:<></span>我先回去<></span>你别担心<></span>同他们好好叙叙旧<></span><></span>

百里婧脱口而出:<></span>我陪你回去<></span><></span>着<></span>对木莲道:<></span>木莲<></span>别吃了<></span>大公子不舒服<></span>咱们回去吧<></span>顺便让人去太医院叫孙太医过来<></span><></span>

墨问将她的手捏得更紧<></span>摇了摇头<></span>显然不想如此带累她:<></span>我没关系<></span>你难得和他们聚一次<></span>留下吧<></span><></span>

他越是为她着想<></span>百里婧越觉得过意不去<></span>已经站起来<></span>对司徒赫和黎戍道:<></span>我先走了<></span>赫<></span>你的伤还没痊愈<></span>也早点回去<></span>别喝酒<></span>我过两天去看你<></span>还有<></span>黎戍<></span>你别带坏了赫<></span>不准带他去碧波阁后院<></span>不准去找什么花魁小倌<></span><></span>

黎戍将手中的酒杯一掼:<></span>喂<></span>婧小白<></span>爷什么时候带坏他了<></span>你别冤枉好人<></span>赫将军这么威风凛凛<></span>他要是不想<></span>能让人带坏<></span>四月初八佛诞日<></span>护国寺要举行祭天仪式<></span>婧小白<></span>带你夫君多求点签<></span>保佑他身体平安啊<></span>快走吧<></span>烦人<></span>来得慢<></span>去得还快<></span><></span>

黎大少爷的那张毒嘴谁能挨得住<></span>百里婧早就习惯<></span>和木莲一起搀扶着墨问出了雅间的门<></span>

越是关系亲密的人<></span>来去越是自如<></span>婧小白就这么跟着墨问走了<></span>司徒赫心里自然堵着<></span>黎狸去成衣店换衣服还没回来<></span>亲卫队长周成和赵拓在隔壁候着<></span>雅间里只剩下黎戍和司徒赫两个人<></span>司徒赫喝了一口闷酒<></span>将所有的不满情绪都在黎戍身上发泄:<></span>叫我来看什么<></span><></span>

黎戍自若地笑:<></span>你看什么<></span>看婧小白啊<></span>不过<></span>司徒赫<></span>老子觊觎你可不是一天两天了<></span>你知道的<></span>我和婧小白做了这么多年的情敌<></span>她不知道<></span>你还能不知道啊<></span>呵<></span>还要爷给她面子<></span>你这也太强人所难了吧<></span>爷还没那么大方<></span>她心里不撑坦<></span>我心里就好受<></span>呸<></span>我家老不死的要给我求亲<></span>那个什么禁军统领杨峰的妹妹<></span>听小妞人长得真不错<></span>袅袅婷婷<></span>婀娜多姿<></span>要啥有啥<></span>可爷喜欢的是男人<></span>不喜欢女人<></span><></span>

<></span>嗨<></span>还别<></span>你们家婧小白我也曾觊觎过<></span><></span>他眯着小眼睛笑得欠揍<></span>见司徒赫目露凶光<></span>他又挑了挑眉<></span>神情颇猥琐道:<></span>别<></span>别看着我<></span>那是因为当时婧小白女扮男装<></span>那个俊俏的小模样哦<></span>人见人爱<></span>爷当时也被她馋了好一阵子……<></span>

婧小白当初在盛京的混混中间出名时<></span>就是女扮男装<></span>好一段时间都没人知道她是姑娘家<></span>大摇大摆地随司徒赫去碧波阁的红粉楼也无人拦阻<></span>

黎戍叽里呱啦地了一堆<></span>司徒赫已经喝了好几杯酒:<></span>既然那个杨小姐条件不错<></span>就去提亲吧<></span><></span>

黎戍火冒三丈:<></span>呵<></span>你这个没良心的<></span>真让我去相亲啊<></span>要条件不错<></span>我那落表妹真是个极品女人<></span>又温柔又贤惠<></span>可爷不喜欢啊<></span>爷喜欢像婧小白这样的妞——不像女人的妞<></span>所以<></span>从中可以看出来<></span>赫将军你其实骨子里喜欢的就是爷们儿<></span>你不喜欢姑娘的<></span>所以<></span>不如……咱俩将就将就<></span>你看看<></span>为了等你<></span>爷也单着好些年了<></span>你反正也娶不了婧小白<></span>总不能娶别人吧<></span><></span>火气渐小<></span>苦口婆心地做起了<></span>

可不是么<></span>娶不了婧小白<></span>司徒赫怎么可能娶别人<></span>

司徒赫又倒了一杯酒<></span>淡淡道:<></span>谁我娶不了婧小白<></span>想让那个病秧子死还不容易么<></span>武举开始前<></span>按照往年的惯例都会有一场蹴鞠比赛<></span>既然他是新晋的驸马<></span>今天看来身子骨也没什么大碍<></span>能走能吃能笑<></span>他自然也应当参加<></span>到时候<></span>若是谁的脚力重了<></span>或者谁的球射偏了伤着了他<></span>一不小心断了筋骨什么的<></span>可怪不得别人<></span><></span>

黎戍大骇:<></span>不是吧<></span>司徒赫<></span>你想闹出人命来啊<></span>那病驸马又不是自己选的婧小白<></span>是婧小白选的他<></span>把他扯进来做什么<></span>要怪也应该怪婧小白吧<></span><></span>

司徒赫冷笑:<></span>算他倒霉<></span><></span>

黎戍连连叹气:<></span>妈的<></span>尽干些丧尽天良的事儿<></span>这病驸马也真可怜<></span>死到临头都不知道呢<></span>司徒赫<></span>你给我悠着点<></span>别又给自己整个一百军棍<></span>再打下来<></span>你小子是真得去见阎王了<></span><></span>到这个份上了<></span>若是拦不住只能由他去<></span>黎戍对待亲疏上还是有自己的原则的<></span>毕竟病驸马与他们几个什么关系都没有<></span>要包庇当然得包庇司徒赫<></span>

酒越喝越郁闷<></span>司徒赫起身要走<></span>黎戍拉住他:<></span>对了<></span>后天我在城东戏楼子有场戏<></span>你去听听看<></span>给我捧个场呀<></span>爷如今可是个角儿了<></span><></span>

司徒赫回头问:<></span>唱的什么<></span><></span>

<></span>十八相送<></span>祝英台啊<></span><></span>黎戍一脸自得<></span>

司徒赫朗声笑了<></span>上下打量他:<></span>祝英台<></span>我想去瞅瞅那个梁山伯<></span>不会真是你姘头吧<></span><></span>

黎戍兰花指一翘<></span>飞了个媚眼过去<></span>捏着嗓子唱道:<></span>梁……兄……啊……<></span>

司徒赫鸡皮疙瘩都起来了<></span>拉开雅间的门闯了出去<></span>黎狸已经换过了衣服鬼鬼祟祟地猫在那里<></span>待司徒赫出来<></span>她整个人贴着墙面装作没看见他<></span>

司徒赫的目光半点都没落在黎狸身上<></span>倒是亲卫队长周成和赵拓从隔壁雅间出来<></span>瞧了黎狸一眼<></span>随后便跟着司徒赫下楼去了<></span>

黎狸颇不满地瞪着司徒赫等人的背影<></span>忽然<></span>黎戍从雅间破门而出<></span>黎狸手快<></span>一把拽住他的胳膊<></span>惊讶地叫道:<></span>哦<></span>我知道了<></span>大哥<></span>原来你和司徒赫是一对<></span>你们居然是一对<></span>太可怕了<></span><></span>

黎戍敲了她一板栗:<></span>为什么可怕<></span><></span>

<></span>因为、因为……我以为司徒赫起码是个正常人啊<></span><></span>黎狸实话实道<></span>

<></span>你的意思是大哥不正常<></span>小狐狸<></span>真不会话<></span>白长了这张脸了<></span><></span>黎戍翻脸走人<></span>

<></span>大哥<></span>大哥<></span>你去哪儿啊<></span><></span>黎狸追上去<></span>

黎戍忽然跑得飞快<></span>拉住刚上楼的小二的手急道:<></span>快带爷去茅房<></span>快点儿<></span><></span>

黎戍竟莫名其妙拉起了肚子<></span>且拉得无比欢快<></span>

<></span>爷<></span>您今天准备就蹲在茅厕了么<></span>都快半个时辰了……<></span>小二在外头捂着鼻子等<></span>

黎戍在里头叫:<></span>妈的<></span>还怕爷付不起饭钱<></span><></span>叫你们碧波阁的老板娘过来<></span>爷倒要看看<></span>你们这些兔崽子长不长眼睛<></span>哎唷<></span>肚子可疼死我了……肯定是你们碧波阁的饭菜和茶水有问题<></span>爷才拉成这样<></span>反而倒打爷一耙<></span>天理何在啊<></span><></span>

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